another one of those damn tests

I don't know where I find these things.

Alfred Hitchcock Your film will be 46% romantic, 38% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 43 million budget.

One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde. He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent, buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 26% on action-romance You scored higher than 60% on humor You scored higher than 72% on complexity You scored higher than 89% on budget

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I don't know what happened with the last post, but apparently I offended some people. James, I guess you weren't aware of my recurring conceit of adressing cyberspace as if it were a person. I most certainly was not directly adressing you or anyone else who has school spirit. And to put it more precisely, you were in fact not at the USC game, therefore you have no USC school spirit, which is understandable. And not to push the argument any further, but wasn't Wake Forest pretty highly ranked as well? Alright, alright, forget I said that.

Just thought I'd say those two things before passing out in a cocaine-fueled trip through time in a magical canoe with a rather tall midget. At least he says he's a midget. But I looked up at him and I said "Hey. Hey...Hey. You're no midget, you're Rick Fox." And then I woke up, sitting next to Spike Lee at the SC/Fresno State game.